Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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