you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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