even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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