New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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