Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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