I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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