This girl is more easily done than said...
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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