This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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