Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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