Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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