i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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