Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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