It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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