smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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