my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I'm always down for nudity.
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