Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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