plz talk dirty to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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