His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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