i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
she smelled like a LAN party
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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