Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Houston, we have a blender
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Boobs speak an international language.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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