Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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