Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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