He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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