For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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