dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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