they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We had sex on a dog bed..
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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