So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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