Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
