and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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