It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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