quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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