Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
