yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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