what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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