let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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