Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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