And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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