just tell him i said nine months
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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