Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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