A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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