i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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