If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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