I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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