Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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