He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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