I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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