I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Green mimosas i think yes
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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