This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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