He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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