I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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