Can Purell be used as lube?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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