i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
either way he was missing a nipple.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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