so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she was so not down for the gang bang
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The struggles of a small town man whore
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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