I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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